AP Poker Clan!

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Voodookid came up with the idea of havin a poker clan.. so people of AP can play poker against the people of AP!

So at the moment..

Me
Shelim
Voodookid

Any takers?


~)

[shelim]

axii might be tempted, CrazyT might be, i know VASH defo will be... rizo might...

[xxMINAxx]

I would if i knw how ta play....
Tempt me.....teach me...who knows;)..

[Prophet_K-C]

i want to be in

[Rizolicious]

need to teach me still.

[Guji-Ji]

id be up for it if i got teached...

[IRFAN06]

im up for it defo

[navi]

voodoo... ur meant 2 teach me 1 nite!!

[Iroquois Pliskin]

lol guji.. of all the people i thought you'd say bi'dah! lol

joke joke..

its only little fun ;)

so far its..

Me
VoodooKid
Shelim
KC
Guji
Mina
Navi
Irfan
riz - even tho he played for a bit then left in frustration.. :p

By the way.. its on facebook so you know..

[Spider Pig]

I am willing to learn and join, I know I have a great poker face

http://www.badideadesigns.com/images/poker%20face.jpg

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Me
VoodooKid
Shelim
KC
Guji
Mina
Navi
Irfan
Riz
Bazerina

[Iroquois Pliskin]

i wonder how many seats there are to a table lol.. we got more than enough.. :P

[Rizolicious]

why does everyone get a capital letter for there name apart from me and baz? lol

[Iroquois Pliskin]

why does everyone get a capital letter for there name apart from me and baz? lol

just a typo not a f'ing conspiracy lol

[Spider Pig]

lmao

he's a northernist!!!

[HussainU]

put me dwn

[Iroquois Pliskin]

lmao

he's a northernist!!!

I'm not from up north.. :d

[Spider Pig]

yeh I meant you hate northern ppl lol as in like hatin on colour = race-ist but ok not as harsh lol


your a northern-ist! lol

[Voodookid]

ok so the rules will be as follows..

there will be a maximum of 9 players per game..

4000 points buy in and a maximum 1000 re-buy..
Once you have hit the 1000 re buy limit you will not be able to re-enter the table once you lose your money.
blinds will be 5/10

first 4 players to get knocked out will receive no points.
5th player will receive 1 point
4th player will receive 2 points
3rd player will receive 4 points
2nd player will receive 6 points
winner will receive 10 points

a table will be set up to keep track of players points and so on

only official games will be ranking games

all official games will be posted on the forum 1 week before the game

terms will possibly change in due course.

end date for entry into the league will be end of February.

league will start Saturday 8th March.

[Iroquois Pliskin]

I gotta make that money onetime.. lol

[Voodookid]

lol u need to make it quicktime!!

[Iroquois Pliskin]

How will new comers be able to play with 2000??

And if voodookid asks you to accept his invite for poker.. CANCEL IT.. it'll only give him more poker points.. lol

[Voodookid]

ok possibility of having a newby table and an advanced table..

[Spider Pig]

ok I will read up on poker in the comin weeks lol

[HussainU]

yeh all good

[IRFAN06]

So wen can we see this starting

[Voodookid]

So wen can we see this starting


http://www.theasianplace.net/forum/showpost.php?p=546426&postcount=19

[Iroquois Pliskin]

I got 8 large voodookid.. i got this one table i always go to and i never lose a hand! well i do here and there but i rinse everyone on that table..!

[Spider Pig]

how do we get more points if we lose ours? we dont actually have to buy them do we? lol

I will be crap at it, but it can be fun, I played it and didnt know what I was doing at the grad ball [fake money].

[Voodookid]

I got 8 large voodookid.. i got this one table i always go to and i never lose a hand! well i do here and there but i rinse everyone on that table..!

i almost lost all my money on 1 table.. but i got lucky on the river lol

sum dude was actin fresh on the table cuz he had like 20k so i started off with 5k and whn i lost it i went on the table with all my chips..

i got a pair of twos in my hand and made a raise of all in... the fucker had an ace and a 8.. he hit both pairs, and i got a 2 on the river giving me a 3 of a kind.. so im upto 23k i think now!!!

[navi]

ok possibility of having a newby table and an advanced table..


was gonna ask bout havin sumthin like this
gud idea

[Iroquois Pliskin]

OK I did say i had 8G's now im down to 4 lol.. wasn't havin any luck last night.. try my luck today..

[HussainU]

am on abt 35 so not bad

[Guji-Ji]

i dont know how to play it but i gained one star.... :D

[IRFAN06]

im on bout 75 grand
wen is this gettin sorted

[Iroquois Pliskin]

damn boy you're a shark. Or you been seducing underage girls to donate you some points Irfan?

I still have to regain 4000 points which is not easy when you're up against experienced players. Some of whom you are not on the same level....

[Iroquois Pliskin]

You gotta love the people you play against.. Playin against a dude who was in the army.. damn boy..

[IRFAN06]

just hit a 100 grand, nah no ones donated me any,
its just the way you play

[HussainU]

am on 79K now
killing it

am guna wipe u all out bring it on lol

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Irfan and HussainU.. Add me, the names the same as on this forum. I want a game with youz now!

[HussainU]

cnt play rite now am at uni
dnt wry we play later on or tonite
haa theres loadsa Iroquois Pliskin on FB! dnt no which one
wats ur display pic

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Its the one on my profile on this forum. You'll see.

Yeah lots of people tryna be me :| ..pfft.

[HussainU]

cnt find u man lol
u got ne oda mates of AP dat i can get u thru

[Iroquois Pliskin]

You got shelim or voodookid on ya list? If not send me your ID.

[HussainU]

Done ..............

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Done ..............

Nice one. Now just sit back and wait for the inevitable. ')

[HussainU]

lol
tonight!

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Those who don't know how to play. The basics might help. Suppose you have K Q and in the centre you got K J 5 6 A - You've got a pair of K's.

K Q 5 6 A - 2 Pairs.

Hand - A 5

A A K 4 7 - 3 of a Kind

Hand - 2 3

3 4 5 K Q - Straight

Hand - K J (spades)

J Q 4 6 5 (Minimum 4 spades/or all in the centre) - Flush

Lowest win is a pair, highest is a flush

Am I right fellas?

[HussainU]

da last one is rong.
if u got 2 spades in ur hand u need 3 spades on da centre to get the flush!

[Iroquois Pliskin]

da last one is rong.
if u got 2 spades in ur hand u need 3 spades on da centre to get the flush!

Well yeah. *)

[HussainU]

pliskin am playing now

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Yo i see you man.. join a room or somethin..

[IRFAN06]

Bring it on

[Iroquois Pliskin]

spam..sorry

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Voodookid I beat your scary ass!!

I got 50K (with a little help of shelim lol) and this this dude called philly tried bluffin me but i jacked all his chips.. hahaha..

Im happy.. :D

[Voodookid]

lol well done..

il meet u in hell then, but ul be at the higher level lol..

[Iroquois Pliskin]

lol well done..

il meet u in hell then, but ul be at the higher level lol..

woop woop :D

[IRFAN06]

im on 111,111 lol

[vertigo]

where do u guys play btw

[Voodookid]

facebook poker!

[IRFAN06]

wasnt this supposed to start on the 8th march???

[HussainU]

soo wens da tournament starting?
i frt u said 8th march????

[HussainU]

am on 100k!

[IRFAN06]

im on 130 k

[HussainU]

dont tink dis is hapening lol

[Iroquois Pliskin]

From 95K to 87K. Takin the piss to reach PRO*100K

[Missy4u2nv]

i <3 Poker

[Iroquois Pliskin]

u love poker to a certain extent. coz i've been havin bad luck :(

[Missy4u2nv]

u love poker to a certain extent. coz i've been havin bad luck :(

Aaaaaaaawwwwww.....think of it as a phase....

[Rizolicious]

i won $500 last night, i was buzzing,
won 5 out of 6 hands. they couldn't touch me.

what does 'stakes' mean?

[IRFAN06]

............................

[Voodookid]

iv bin having bad luck since last nite..

[IRFAN06]

ive been doin ok

[Voodookid]

i get decent cards, i play and flop is shite..

i get shit cards i fold and the flop comes with my cards.. iv won about 3 hands since yesterday

[HussainU]

so wens da tourney?

[Rizolicious]

i won 600$ in 3 minutes today. then i ran off when we wanted to get hsi money back. lol

[HussainU]

lets have a game tonite?

[Rizolicious]

yea im in...

[IRFAN06]

time?..........

[HussainU]

10pm????????

[IRFAN06]

ok ill be der...........

anyone else???

[Iroquois Pliskin]

allow u guys.. playin on huge blinds.. im still noob lol

[IRFAN06]

lol ill donate u sum

[IRFAN06]

ill b der at 10.30

[Rizolicious]

yea i heard you guys are a bit extreme for me? lol

[IRFAN06]

on now................

[Rizolicious]

i don't have you on facebook i cant find you. send me a pm.

[IRFAN06]

k wait........ wats ur name on Facebook

[IRFAN06]

just added you

[desimack]

I'll peep you guys if your still playing in a small while

[Rizolicious]

i just gonna eat, and then ima come on and play if thats cool?
but dont burn my cash. lol

[HussainU]

am playing u lot o

[IRFAN06]

went in with 50 k
went down to 10 k lost 40 in 1 hand den won the next 3 hands n now upto
60 k
killin it

[IRFAN06]

shlt back down to 35 k, not good

[HussainU]

haha am dying :(

[IRFAN06]

i need to learn to leave when am winnin lol

[Rizolicious]

just waitin for pliskin and mack, and then we play all?

[IRFAN06]

back upto 63 k
haha took hussain out sensless

[IRFAN06]

make dat 71 k

[IRFAN06]

dats it finished on 76 k
woh what a game

[HussainU]

u dint take me out dat gora did!

[IRFAN06]

kk wateva
riz wats d password

[AmericanBoi]

gimme the password pleaseeeee

[IRFAN06]

thats what am waitin for
riz sort the password out

[AmericanBoi]

are u guys talkin bout the fb poker? or some other poker?

[IRFAN06]

yep fb poker

[AmericanBoi]

pliskin bastard is the host. pliskin give the password dude!!

[IRFAN06]

ryt emergency fonecall
be back in bout half n hour, will play wiv u lot
if u still here

[IRFAN06]

they scared to give out the password, cuz they know am gonna kick their ass
and take all their money of dem lol

[Rizolicious]

reached 11 g's :)

[IRFAN06]

well done lol

[shelim]

aint had much lucck in t past 24 hours and work pc.'s are gay they locked down facebook so ant play on them when got no customers lol...

hopefully increase from my i think 6+ grand

[Cheeky_Princess]

man i wanna learn how to play

whos gnna teach me?

[IRFAN06]

its quite simple really
only way you can eally learn is by playin it a few times

[Rizolicious]

i was saying to T earlier, i learnt in 10 minutes

[shelim]

riz u lar.. took you about an hour to learn lol :p

[IRFAN06]

yep very easy to learn then its all about how u play d game

[Cheeky_Princess]

we played so much blackjack in paris im the queen of that :D

and den we were gnna play poker but i was too tired to learn it...

damn i regret it now i shld have....

is the online version and offline version the same playing it? cuz sumtyms dey ave little diffrences

[IRFAN06]

yep exactly the same

[Cheeky_Princess]

LOL if it took riz an hour...
den it might take me more..... sum1 will have to teach me over TS if not imma grab that mate of mine and make him teach it 2 me b4 easter holz

[Rizolicious]

riz u lar.. took you about an hour to learn lol :p

lol im talking the main concept.
regarding raises, and when to fold etc, its a bit more,
but the baics it wasn't.

[shelim]

hhmmm i'll let u off then lol... i know your playing now as well loool :P

[Iroquois Pliskin]

I still gotta say.. Riz is such a baby.. I jacked 1K off him coz him and I both had equal chances of hitting the flush, but I had the high card King. So I gave him his 1K back just to be his friend again, and so he starts talking to me again.

[Rizolicious]

^^^ standard. man i'm ya boy, you were like 'you got a chance' ... only if i had a ace. motherfucker if i had a ace i wouldn't be asking you would i. prick. lol

[Spider Pig]

man I know the basics now, pliskin give me 10g's man, you know you love me and I will love you too, just gime the money! lol

[Rizolicious]

LOL. pliskin got 120g's.

Riz: pliskin can i have 200?

Pliskin: *sigh* ... OKAY .... geez ...

[Rizolicious]

mack lost all his money. he got 500 this morning. he lost it again. in about 10 mins. lol

[Spider Pig]

lols

macks prolly "deliberatley" tryna lose it so he cant go on it no more cos he addicted :d lol

[IRFAN06]

LOL. pliskin got 120g's.

Riz: pliskin can i have 200?

Pliskin: *sigh* ... OKAY .... geez ...


lol haha

im on 185 k now

[Iroquois Pliskin]

voodookid.. how much do u have?

[Voodookid]

duno, prob about 100k... i aint played in a while now..

[Iroquois Pliskin]

you got time?

[Voodookid]

yeh.. 12.29am..

[Iroquois Pliskin]

time for poker........?

[Iroquois Pliskin]

im broke... gimme your chips..

[Voodookid]

lol ok lets play.. where is riz, baz, shel, jo?

[Iroquois Pliskin]

fuk knows.. without ts i assume? i ain't got ts installed so count yourself lucky.

[Voodookid]

i have ts installed but it wont let me log in.. keeps coming up with an error.. pissing me off..

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Uninstall/Re-install?

[Voodookid]

tried it.. i fink its cuz of vista!!

[shelim]

i was on last night but then went down to living room to watch IRON MAN.. dint concentrate on it properly but worth watching for the peeps who looking to watch it :p

[KrazyK]

i play wen i can dat is on f.b but is still ok to join?

i aint that good

[shelim]

yeh defo ok to join, if you got anyone of AP on your list then just join when they playing we usually on it.. few of us anyways...

[Iroquois Pliskin]

PRO 1M baby!

But i only got 10K on hand lmao..

[Spider Pig]

I aint played poker in time man

[Rizolicious]

same i aint played in ages,
ain't got any money either.

[shelim]

lol broke asses :p haha

[Rizolicious]

lol not played in it in ages
on pkr i got over 100,000
pliskin cudnt hack it.

[shelim]

bro your nothing compared to pliskin he hit the million time ago.. i got close to 250k

[Rizolicious]

lol on facebook yea. facebook is noob for poker though,
come on pkr and you guys cant make any money
pliskin says 'the raises are too much' lol

[shelim]

pkr is shit i get bored easily.. no beef .. people are too focused on teh game lol.. fb is jokes when waj, me, pliskin, u, mac are there lool. like a freaking gang lmao

[Iroquois Pliskin]

its not the same anymore really.. i liked playin when i first came on the scene.. you and voodookid had like 50K.. back then you guys were loaded lol.. now it don't seem like that lol, but the point im making is its just dry now. im tempted to put in a sum just to get my mill back but whats the point?

[shelim]

yh true jus awaste at times, unles we going to be jews wen playing and ONLY LITERALLY ONLY PLAYING BIG HANDS.. LOL

[KrazyK]

i got M L BAV 187 (http://www.theasianplace.net/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&f=43) on my f.b

but no1 esle though

[shelim]

she dont play as much as me and pliskin do...

[Ritz_Crackers]

From last nights poker game with the lads :D

As usual I won :D

http://i26.tinypic.com/25u32ow.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/1z1e439.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2u4n4eg.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/15yaz2d.jpg

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[KrazyK]

das sick bit big lol so u wana add me or smetin lol im on da facebook group ting

[DJ B4VVY]

I haven't played for ages

[shelim]

man we need to get together at urs and i need to take ur money :p lol

[KrazyK]

u no wat i aint played poker in real before as such lol midn u im always broke lol

[Ritz_Crackers]

u no wat i aint played poker in real before as such lol midn u im always broke lol

Well we don't play for real money. We have over 500,000 in chips, so we play with those.

But when I need money then I play for real cash :D

lol

[Ritz_Crackers]

man we need to get together at urs and i need to take ur money :p lol

Yeah I keep telling you lot should come down.

[Iroquois Pliskin]

vash i'd like to play poker with you.. but all that passive smoking ain't good for me. lol

[Ritz_Crackers]

vash i'd like to play poker with you.. but all that passive smoking ain't good for me. lol

Oh well, shit happens

[KrazyK]

lol hmm dnt mind den if its 4 fun n noooooo no smokin not good lol

[Ranj]

Do any of you actually play poker with real money?

[Ritz_Crackers]

lol hmm dnt mind den if its 4 fun n noooooo no smokin not good lol

Smoking is bery bery bery goot for you :D

[Ritz_Crackers]

Do any of you actually play poker with real money?

I do. But only once in a blue moon, like when I need cash quick time. But we only play the poker amongst friends. I've actually only ever gone to a club once to play for reeal money. Didn't even end up winning that much, about £200.

[Ranj]

I do. But only once in a blue moon, like when I need cash quick time. But we only play the poker amongst friends. I've actually only ever gone to a club once to play for reeal money. Didn't even end up winning that much, about £200.

Well at least you won something! I recently played while I was on holiday overseas.. I lost 100 dollars :( I thought I might have "beginners luck" but no I just officially sucked at it.

[KrazyK]

Smoking is bery bery bery goot for you :D


nah man it aint lol trust gave up a few yrs ago i use to smoke alot before