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kalpx
24-06-2007, 12:46
Has anyone ever been on holiday to india, pakistan etc n bribed a police man or similair?

My parents r always bribing security at india airports lol
Guji-Ji
24-06-2007, 12:50
Yeh, have to to get what you want.
kalpx
24-06-2007, 12:52
Yeh, have to to get what you want.

man, countless times my parents ave bribed airport security, to take "illigal" stuff on the plane!

kinda makes me worry though....wot if someone went on wid a bomb
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 13:10
ur ma n paps planin on takin a bomb?
kalpx
24-06-2007, 13:11
ur ma n paps planin on takin a bomb?

nah nah...its more like knives, :Q

aint u eva bribed officails at pakistan?
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 13:14
am i pakistani to be bribin a pakistani official ?
kalpx
24-06-2007, 13:14
am i pakistani to be bribin a pakistani official ?

sori sori, i forgot lol

eva bribed someone in iraq!
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 13:17
nah but one time in the airport in iraq we got stoped and told to open our suticases.. so i sed to them

like this
if u wanna open our suitcasae go ahed.. but i asure u u will be packing everything as it is and how it was b4! thank you now heres the keys!...

so they let me go!...

LAWL!
kalpx
24-06-2007, 13:18
nah but one time in the airport in iraq we got stoped and told to open our suticases.. so i sed to them

like this
if u wanna open our suitcasae go ahed.. but i asure u u will be packing everything as it is and how it was b4! thank you now heres the keys!...

so they let me go!...

LAWL!

loooolll

was der anyting in da suitcase, dat u werent supposed to ave?
fezzy
24-06-2007, 13:21
lolllz yea man..it jst reminds me.

me, my dad/mum n sum otha cuzzins went 2 da Taj Mahal in India, n da tourists rates cost a bomb!
so my dad tried 2 bribe dis guy who was in da office, 2 let him in...n my dad was seyin `oh look im frm here (india)..im 1 of u lot` lolzz my whole family jst cracked up laffin

den da office guy traps my dad n goes `if u r frm here, wotz da president/prime minister of india?` my dad got shitted n left, n tld me n my cuzzin 2 go in 2 see da taj mahal
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 13:25
loooolll

was der anyting in da suitcase, dat u werent supposed to ave?

wud i be giving the officer personish thingy the keys to my suitcase if i had something that wasnt suppose to be in there? ><
kalpx
24-06-2007, 13:26
wud i be giving the officer personish thingy the keys to my suitcase if i had something that wasnt suppose to be in there? ><

well u mite ave tried to imtiminate him...8&
kalpx
24-06-2007, 13:28
lolllz yea man..it jst reminds me.

me, my dad/mum n sum otha cuzzins went 2 da Taj Mahal in India, n da tourists rates cost a bomb!
so my dad tried 2 bribe dis guy who was in da office, 2 let him in...n my dad was seyin `oh look im frm here (india)..im 1 of u lot` lolzz my whole family jst cracked up laffin

den da office guy traps my dad n goes `if u r frm here, wotz da president/prime minister of india?` my dad got shitted n left, n tld me n my cuzzin 2 go in 2 see da taj mahal

looollll wicked story.

we've neva bn turned down like dat...lol
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 13:28
well u mite ave tried to imtiminate him...8&

look there was nothing that big in the suitcase except from couple of ounces of hashish!...
he didnt even open the suitcase so.. its all good
kalpx
24-06-2007, 13:30
look there was nothing that big in the suitcase except from couple of ounces of hashish!...
he didnt even open the suitcase so.. its all good

hashish, as in drugs? 8&
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 13:41
no no hashish as in cupcakes!..........

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Lucy
24-06-2007, 14:23
yea my lot do it to avoid queues n shit in the airport.lol

they right bastards tho,them coolie guys ask you 4 money too and say they will get u thru,bla bla
kalpx
24-06-2007, 14:26
yea my lot do it to avoid queues n shit in the airport.lol

they right bastards tho,them coolie guys ask you 4 money too and say they will get u thru,bla bla

yeh dem coolie's r well annoyin. Dey jus com along, pick up ur bags, wid out askin, n den ask for money....idoits
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 22:44
i shouted really loud at one of them guys...
and every1 jus looked at me
i was totaly milkin it!.....
Ridz
24-06-2007, 22:50
Yh who duznt do it?
Brown Sugar Baby
24-06-2007, 22:52
Yh who duznt do it?


why are u guna bribe them?
wht are u doing that for?
ash_tray
24-06-2007, 22:58
yep my mum does it always when she goes back home in East Africa , them seciurty guards @ the airport mess u around if u dont pay them
Ridz
24-06-2007, 23:09
why are u guna bribe them?
wht are u doing that for?

Wen u want summit done u gotta bribe a person...

its lyk wen i went india wen i was 16 yh i wasnt gonna wiat in immigration in Mumbai airport for hours trying 2 get threw.. so i just paid the airport staff n she got me threw faster then u kuld say... "I AM FROM ENGLAND!" :d @)
Spider Pig
02-09-2007, 17:27
BSB seems like a drama queen ;) lol

yeh they always do it in India, we got stopped when our driver (who didnt have a full license) was asked for it and my dad jus offered him whisky but he said he couldn't drink his bosses are watching (they probably all would have wanted some lol) so we give like 100 rupees or something? and he let us go. They probably make a lot more from bribes than their wages thats why.
desimack
21-09-2007, 10:08
Man we got pulled over by this copper and motherfucker demanded money or he would take us in