Banglalore Call Centre Thread

[SexyDesi]

Ok, lets all talk like bangalore call centre staff.

First Person is the call centre op
Second Person is the UK customer
Third Person is the call centre op
Fourth Person is the UK customer

ETC ETC ETC

I'll Start

"Gud aftanoon, Wanksters Waffles Limited, Jaaames speaking, how help you may i?"

[Guji-Ji]

In a strong northern accent -

'ello mate, me fuckin' tvs not working, every fucking time i turn it on the fucking screen goes black, fuckers. help me you fuck'

[SexyDesi]

Ha Ha Yes, no good. You can not votch the eastenders serial drama. Dont worry mr fuckin, i vill sort it out.

Bery nice weather ve r havin in sunny old UK, yeah?

[Guji-Ji]

what did you just call me? mr fuck? Who the fuck you calling Mr Fuck?

Do you want me to come to india and stick a pitta bread up your pussy? Bloody indians!

and just cos you fuckin bastards have sun all year round you dont need to be fuckin sarcastic! Bastards!

[SexyDesi]

Sorry Mr FuckJi, I am not in India, ve are in Maidenhead and mera name Jarmes!

We in Hin-england have bery rainy weather, yaar.

So Mr FuckJi, can i have your account number!